The Memory Test

Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test.

The doctor asks the first man, "What is three times three?"

"274," is his reply.

The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling and says to the second man, "It's your turn.  What is three times three?"

"Tuesday," replies the second man.

The doctor shakes his head sadly, and then asks the third man.

"Okay, your turn.  What's three times three?"

"Nine," says the third man.

"That's great!" says the doctor.  "How did you get that?"

                                      "Simple," he says, "Just subtract 274 from Tuesday."

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Dead Dishy

A man calls his doctor and frantically says, "Doctor, I think my wife is dead!"

The doctor replies, "What do you mean you 'think' she's dead?".

Well doctor," says the man, "the sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up in the sink."

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"Doctor, Doctor, Mr Brunskill's showing off again."

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IN PLAIN ENGLISH

A man tells his doctor that he's not capable of doing any work or odd jobs  around the house. When the examination was complete, he said,

"Now, Doctor, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what's wrong with me."

"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, " is that you're just plain lazy."

"Okay," said the man.

"Now give me the medical term for it so I can tell the wife."

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